My personal experience inside a morgue

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My personal experience inside a morgue

Sometimes, the corpses moan. But enough about my sexual prowess. This only happens when we turn the bodies over, and I know that the sounds they make are just air escaping through their voice boxes and open mouths. Still, the first time I heard it, I nearly crapped my pants.

Anonymous And the first time I saw a corpse crap itself, you should have heard me moan.

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Which is everybody, technically. Because of the bacterial cells in our bodies which outnumber the human cells by a factor of 10 to 1we never truly "die. These bacteria are the ones that begin the process of decomposition in the human body. With decay comes a greenish color that spreads from your bacteria-dense stomach area, almost as if your corpse was going moldy.

My personal experience inside a morgue

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We then use a bone saw to cut the skull open around the circumference, making sure to leave notches like a jigsaw puzzle. And since the weight of every organ must be recorded as best as possible, any late-stage brain-ectomy requires us to place a bowl under the skull as we open it to catch the putrid batch of melted zombie ice cream that pours out.

Anonymous We all scream from ice cream. This step is super important to Dr. This usually leads to "degloving. NSFW Then, on very rare occasions, the medical examiner takes your newly formed "hand-me-downs" and puts them over his own hands like a pair of gloves. Because the medical examiner is a deeply disturbed individual.

Putting on a pair of humittens actually makes the process easier and helps us to identify a John Doe corpse faster. Unless Clyde is on duty.The Morgue It was time to go now.

The patient was in desperate need of repair. I had to go to the morgue. It never fails to be the most miserable type of weather when I make the trip. Cloudy, cold and dreary looking all around.

So, off I went to find the organs needed for transplant. I arri. 1.

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I’ve dissected quite a few cadavers in my university’s lab. I’ve TA’d the class, and given tours/presentations to prospective students. I think one of the most surprising things to most people is the variation in bodies. You open Grey’s Anatomy and dozens of other textbooks about.

For several weeks over the summer of I got glimpse inside the Macomb County Medical Examiner’s morgue just north of Detroit. Dr. Daniel Spitz granted me and my team of video journalists full 24/7 access—not only to his “office” where he performed autopsies, but also to his investigative team and even his personal life.

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Just stating my personal first hand experience in a couple of large medical center morgues with a large clientele of homicidal and suicidal victims, take it or leave it for what it is, not what it isn't.

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